Eyes

He had been told a couple of times that maybe he should get that laser eye surgery and get rid of those huge glasses, but he didn’t want to take the chances, one in 1,500 that was just too big of a risk, besides he could…’kind of’ see fine…but that didn’t matter right. Him seeing things wasn’t a big part of his job was it? Despite the fact that glasses were a major part of his life being an optometrist after all.

Didn’t matter, no one ever came to glasses in ‘about’ an hour after all, despite that big blonde blob of a woman that he could kind of make out. She was hot. Too bad she caught him staring at what he thought were her breast. No date from her, even if he didn’t know what she looked like.

Still even though he didn’t spend much time working that meant he spent more time hanging out with his best friend Zack. He was the one that bought him the module B-52. Well not bought as in the normal sense, more as in gave to him still wrapped in the original wrapping with a small puncher in it. But those things didn’t sell to well anyways.

Him and Zack shared everything, even the sucky feeling that he noticed right away in Zack…voice when Vince came over and stole Amy’s attention away from him, stealing Zack’s thunder, right away with offers of a tour of the store starting in the lounge, Vince what a bastard.

Going over to cheer is friend up he found something else peculiar, why was Zack laughing when he talked about Vince banging the other chicks that he was interested in…

Yeah the three women:

The red head in gardening, the one he bonked behind the monkey grass….however that red head did seem to have a lot of facial hair for a woman and the way that they were sounding…was her voice always so masculine.

Well there was also that Asian in automotives, she was hot from what he could tell, however damn she was flat chested for a woman, did she even have to wear a bra? That woman had almost nothing there, didn’t seem like Vince’s type.

But the blonde, the blonde was the best looking of them all; however, he still can’t remember seeing Vince ever entering the frozen food section with that woman the whole afternoon, in fact he was sure he saw her clock off that morning before Vince even got there.

Three women, all of whom Zack wanted, but he never seemed upset. Even now as he watched Amy walk away with Vince his arm sliding over her should, he couldn’t help but notice that Zack’s eyes never left Vince. Not once, not at all.

But then again he could barely see anything in the blurred mess that made up the store, so why did it matter. Zack after all couldn’t like Vince; after all he could barely stand the sight of the man I mean you didn’t need perfect vision to see that after all.